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jaclcfrost:

if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great

(via whiletheothers)

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i was smoking up in central park the other day and this old couple was doing some bird watching and then when they walked by me the old man laughed and said “wow getting a contact high!” and his wife was all “your stuff smells good” and yeah i really love old people sometimes

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breAKING NEWS IZABELLA IS NO LONGER IN DEBT GOD BLESS IN FACT I HAVE $18.72 IN MY BANK ACCOUNT THIS IS A GLORIOUS MOMENT